Why do so many toothbrushes look like they're made by Fisher Price?

Sometimes it's just the little things that get me excited. Like this toothbrush that matches my bathroom accessories.

I didn't want a tri-color pink, green and purple number that looks like a cross between an athletic shoe and a toddler toy stands out like a sore thumb in my newly tiled and painted bathroom.

And that was a challenge. But this one looks great - as idiotic as that sounds.

Note to toothbrush manufaturers: There is a market for toned-down toothbrushes in various shades of grey, taupe, and beige.